Oh, Edward

I recently started to read the book Twilight, you know just to see what the buzz is about. Now I'd be lying if I said I wasn't enjoying the book, but there is one thing that has been constantly bothering me. I've wanted to see what makes this Edward character so great that it makes every man's girlfriend who has ever read the book question us, asking why we can't be more like Edward. Now I've had the luck to find a girl who doesn't like Twilight, so I have never had to go through this. NOW FOR ALL YOU DUMB GIRLS WHO WISH YOU COULD GET A GUY LIKE EDWARD, I AM VERY SORRY THAT I'M NOT A VAMPIRE WITH SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND SPEED, AND THE ABILITY TO READ PEOPLE'S MINDS, AND TO BE ABLE TO BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE AS SOON AS YOU ARE IN DANGER. FORGIVE ME FOR BEING HUMAN. That would be all.

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